Everything you need to know about me:
Cruise families are my nightmare.
I wrote a book in third grade called “The Brother’s Empty Hole” and my parents were called.
I always have Yahtzee on me. Always.
Provoking people who talk about crypto is important.
I rode the Zamboni at a Red Wings game a little too recently.
Diane Keaton is an American treasure.
My dog and I frequently clothesline each other while running in the park.
The month of February is equivalent to an open-mouth cough.