Living vicariously through myself.

"What a time to be alive"

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"That's so cute I could cry"

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"Ding dong, darling"

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"10 PM seems pretty late"

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"Ya, I could go for a hot dog"

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"Show me the replay"

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"Wow, it's goregous outside"

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"Beep boop"

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"We can walk, it's not that far"

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"What a time to be alive" -- "That's so cute I could cry" -- "Ding dong, darling" -- "10 PM seems pretty late" -- "Ya, I could go for a hot dog" -- "Show me the replay" -- "Wow, it's goregous outside" -- "Beep boop" -- "We can walk, it's not that far" --

Everything you need to know about me:

Cruise families are my nightmare.

I wrote a book in third grade called “The Brother’s Empty Hole” and my parents were called.

I always have Yahtzee on me. Always.

Provoking people who talk about crypto is important.

I rode the Zamboni at a Red Wings game a little too recently.

Diane Keaton is an American treasure.

My dog and I frequently clothesline each other while running in the park.

The month of February is equivalent to an open-mouth cough.